Satfabnut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless gnu.

Satfabnut created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satfabnut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Satfabnut, it will turn you into a rat.

Satfabnut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Satfabnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never pour water over plants.