Vidkomgod is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, duplicitous lizard.

Vidkomgod created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidkomgod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vidkomgod, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vidkomgod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vidkomgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to pigs while wearing shirts.

2. Do not take Vidkomgod's name in vain.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must love Vidkomgod.

5. Always help sick ants.