Cattampib is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-powerful mouse.

Cattampib created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cattampib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cattampib, she will turn you into a rock.

Cattampib's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cattampib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.