Hadmongab Bambellxem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent skunk.

Hadmongab Bambellxem created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadmongab Bambellxem, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hadmongab Bambellxem, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hadmongab Bambellxem's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hadmongab Bambellxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the north.