Fedgoncum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise bat.

Fedgoncum created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedgoncum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fedgoncum, he will manifest in front of you.

Fedgoncum's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fedgoncum's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five sheep approach from the west.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedgoncum.