Zakrutlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring butterfly.

Zakrutlarn created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakrutlarn, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zakrutlarn, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zakrutlarn's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zakrutlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about planets.