Artfodlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, grumpy monkey.

Artfodlarp created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Artfodlarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Artfodlarp, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Artfodlarp's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Artfodlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Artfodlarp loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. You must pray to Artfodlarp five times a day.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.