Babpibzog is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome
hedgehog.
Babpibzog created humanity two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Babpibzog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Babpibzog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Babpibzog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Babpibzog's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never think ill of sick goats.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never think about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing brown scarves and balancing three tin spheres on your hands.