Spagyattsab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful fly.

Spagyattsab created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagyattsab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Spagyattsab, she will turn you into a rat.

Spagyattsab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Spagyattsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near squirrels while wearing purple hats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your face.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Spagyattsab.