Stikdimtofdim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing hamster.

Stikdimtofdim created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikdimtofdim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stikdimtofdim, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stikdimtofdim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Stikdimtofdim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stikdimtofdim.

2. Never talk about dark energy near pigs while wearing yellow shirts.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Stikdimtofdim loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.