Kabsasstik Weegofartrot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful hedgehog.

Kabsasstik Weegofartrot created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabsasstik Weegofartrot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kabsasstik Weegofartrot, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kabsasstik Weegofartrot's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kabsasstik Weegofartrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never go into brown rooms.