Vinjatgom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing monkey.

Vinjatgom created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinjatgom, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vinjatgom, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vinjatgom's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vinjatgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not stand on grass.