Cidstanmut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating squid.

Cidstanmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidstanmut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cidstanmut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cidstanmut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cidstanmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.