Fen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witless bee.

Fen created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fen, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.