Catsidbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tiresome horse.

Catsidbud created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Catsidbud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catsidbud, she will send you a sign.

Catsidbud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Catsidbud's Holy Commandments

1. Catsidbud loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Do not take Catsidbud's name in vain.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Do not keep five frogs in a large pit.

5. Never eat green fruit.