Butbidvog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty crane.

Butbidvog created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butbidvog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Butbidvog, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Butbidvog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Butbidvog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never hurt turtles.