Mipvegsand is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous fly.

Mipvegsand created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipvegsand, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mipvegsand, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mipvegsand's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Mipvegsand's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Mipvegsand on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.