Loopgatlak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, prudent raven.

Loopgatlak created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Loopgatlak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Loopgatlak, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Loopgatlak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Loopgatlak's Holy Commandments

1. Loopgatlak must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must pray to Loopgatlak three times a day.