Getlindit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing ant.

Getlindit created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Getlindit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Getlindit, he will turn you into a snail.

Getlindit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Getlindit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Getlindit.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Run away if four hamsters approach from the south.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.