Ligyattcep Nelrulbass is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing dryad.

Ligyattcep Nelrulbass created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligyattcep Nelrulbass, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligyattcep Nelrulbass, it will think nothing of it.

Ligyattcep Nelrulbass' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ligyattcep Nelrulbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing blue jumpers and balancing nine titanium spheres on your face.

5. You must never eat onions.