Dodabgid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-confident dragonfly.

Dodabgid created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodabgid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dodabgid, she will make you grow a tail.

Dodabgid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dodabgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not hop in public.