Gudcusskan is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, fast
frog.
Gudcusskan created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Gudcusskan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gudcusskan, it will turn you into a sheep.
Gudcusskan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Gudcusskan's Holy Commandments1. Run away from cyan capybaras, for they are unholy.
2. Never talk about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing mauve boots.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always help sheep.