Sitwadgarbin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring bee.

Sitwadgarbin created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitwadgarbin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sitwadgarbin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sitwadgarbin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sitwadgarbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near tapirs while wearing magenta scarves.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away from indigo frogs, for they are unholy.