Genlibapp Komstignillbum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish crocodile.

Genlibapp Komstignillbum created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Genlibapp Komstignillbum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Genlibapp Komstignillbum, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Genlibapp Komstignillbum's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Genlibapp Komstignillbum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not stand on grass.