Cadtadsit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciless deer.

Cadtadsit created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadtadsit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadtadsit, she will turn you into a worm.

Cadtadsit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cadtadsit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cadtadsit three times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from violet manatees for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.