Gubfigont is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking shrew.

Gubfigont created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubfigont, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gubfigont, it will think nothing of it.

Gubfigont's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gubfigont's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide from orange monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never talk about fire.