Nultamfen is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful bee.

Nultamfen created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nultamfen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nultamfen, he will destroy your home planet.

Nultamfen's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nultamfen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look in ponds.
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