Lidfatkim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic fairy.

Lidfatkim created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Lidfatkim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lidfatkim, she will curse you with boils.

Lidfatkim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lidfatkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lidfatkim.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your chest.
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