Cidwodbeg Sinfudhog is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating
rat.
Cidwodbeg Sinfudhog created a strange quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cidwodbeg Sinfudhog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Cidwodbeg Sinfudhog, it will turn you into a sheep.
Cidwodbeg Sinfudhog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Cidwodbeg Sinfudhog's Holy Commandments1. Put Cidwodbeg Sinfudhog first in all things.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Cidwodbeg Sinfudhog loves gulls, so they must be honoured.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Do not cook food in pots.