Ditlargkim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic snake.

Ditlargkim created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditlargkim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ditlargkim, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ditlargkim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ditlargkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest mauve.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Always help foxes.