Flatfobbud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing hare.

Flatfobbud created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatfobbud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flatfobbud, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Flatfobbud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flatfobbud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flatfobbud.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always treat geese with great respect.