Cendossdod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless cow.

Cendossdod created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cendossdod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cendossdod, she will curse you with boils.

Cendossdod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cendossdod's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.