Dunbop is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, resourceful salamander.

Dunbop created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunbop, he will not care at all.

Dunbop's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dunbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about spacetime near tapirs while wearing yellow kilts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your face.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunbop.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not cook food in pots.