Quaglitcan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless duck.

Quaglitcan created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quaglitcan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quaglitcan, it will boil you in a big pot.

Quaglitcan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Quaglitcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Never paint your chest indigo.

4. Quaglitcan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away if eight sharks approach from the west.