Hinsafbell is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, prudent dog.

Hinsafbell created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Hinsafbell, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hinsafbell, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hinsafbell's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hinsafbell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hinsafbell on top of all buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help seals in need.