Bastmipcadkimwonlun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy raven.

Bastmipcadkimwonlun created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastmipcadkimwonlun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bastmipcadkimwonlun, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bastmipcadkimwonlun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bastmipcadkimwonlun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bastmipcadkimwonlun.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.