Yognuttdin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciless centaur.

Yognuttdin created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yognuttdin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yognuttdin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yognuttdin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yognuttdin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect four nickel sculptures of Yognuttdin on top of important buildings.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.