Nanzagmat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong mongoose.

Nanzagmat created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nanzagmat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nanzagmat, he will torture you forever.

Nanzagmat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nanzagmat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four turtles approach from the east.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near horses while wearing blue jumpers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about spacetime.