Kimloop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, charitable dove.

Kimloop created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Kimloop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kimloop, it will turn you into a slug.

Kimloop's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kimloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed corn to ants while wearing yellow rings.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
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