Gumratdod is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witless toad.

Gumratdod created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Gumratdod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gumratdod, he will turn you into a worm.

Gumratdod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gumratdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed bread to doves while wearing yellow stockings.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gumratdod.