Goflistfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, flying hare.

Goflistfarn created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goflistfarn, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Goflistfarn, she will refuse to believe in you.

Goflistfarn's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Goflistfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never leap near sharks.

4. Never skip in the presence of mites.

5. Run away if five rats approach from the north.