Pidwotsis is a god.

It takes the form of a small, slow mongoose.

Pidwotsis created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidwotsis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pidwotsis, it will turn you into a rat.

Pidwotsis' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pidwotsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pidwotsis' priests.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing black shorts and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.