Caphotpin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous coyote.

Caphotpin created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Caphotpin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Caphotpin, she will destroy your home planet.

Caphotpin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Caphotpin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if eight horses approach from the east.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about comets.