Dossxuckrill is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonourable chinchilla.

Dossxuckrill created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossxuckrill, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dossxuckrill, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dossxuckrill's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dossxuckrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Dossxuckrill must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Always look after injured pigs.