Davkik Tettistaflamkiplistbatsit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, blissful shark.

Davkik Tettistaflamkiplistbatsit created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davkik Tettistaflamkiplistbatsit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Davkik Tettistaflamkiplistbatsit, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Davkik Tettistaflamkiplistbatsit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Davkik Tettistaflamkiplistbatsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never paint your chest turquoise.

5. Do not listen to music.