Gamzodtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic mole.

Gamzodtarp created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamzodtarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gamzodtarp, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gamzodtarp's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gamzodtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gamzodtarp first in all things.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Gamzodtarp on top of all buildings.

3. Do not take Gamzodtarp's name in vain.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must never eat onions.