Flapkomtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, generous crane.

Flapkomtaf created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapkomtaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flapkomtaf, it will send you a sign.

Flapkomtaf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flapkomtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet voles for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never hurt gulls.