Omtkommif is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical eagle.

Omtkommif created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Omtkommif, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Omtkommif, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Omtkommif's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Omtkommif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not shave your face.