Pinzigteen is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, blissful walrus.

Pinzigteen created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinzigteen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pinzigteen, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Pinzigteen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pinzigteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never feed lentils to foxes while wearing red coats.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never paint your arms yellow.