Badtikpark is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic faun.

Badtikpark created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Badtikpark, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badtikpark, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Badtikpark's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Badtikpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Badtikpark on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never think about gravity near foxes while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing four gold spheres on your legs.